I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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