You work out of a Hotel?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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