I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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