But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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