I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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