if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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