You surviving the open bar?
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i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
When are your genitals available?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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