Can i not drive my cunt home
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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