When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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