I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She is in my trunk
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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