what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you had me at cake vodka
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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