so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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