I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
