He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
