I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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