no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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