I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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