Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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