My friends, they love my intelligence
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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