Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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