Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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