can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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