New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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