I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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