He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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