Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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