it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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