After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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