That's when you crack a 10am beer
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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