so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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