It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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