I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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