well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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