I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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