I must be too annoying 4 u.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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