Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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