omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
