But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
