Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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