tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
