That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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