Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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