I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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