All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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