Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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