butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
