there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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