We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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