Yo dont text me then not text me
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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