Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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